Costume Quest

This morning, Wildman was wondering what he could possibly dress up as for Halloween. His work is having a costume contest with a $100 grand prize.

I said," Be a mummy!"

Pocketmouse, who was watching the conversation said,"Yeah, dad, be a mommy!"

"Mummy," I said. "Do you know what a mummy is?"

She said "Yes!"

I asked, "What is a mummy?"

She said,"Its a...uh...a thing that is buried in toilet paper."

I think of all the things that can be or have been buried in toilet paper....and say," Yeah, Wildman, be a mummy!"