May Day

So, what did the first of May look like in your neck of the woods? We had snow. No surprise there. I think we had about 3, maybe 4 warm days in April. At least it melts quickly now. Yeah. Well, my Zone Final Exam was scheduled for today, but most of my classmates didn't feel ready, so it has been postponed unitl May 29. Grrrr....I just wanted to get it over with. Oh, and one of my classmates just gave birth (a couple days ago) to her 14th child. 14. Seriously. I have been making as many trips to North Ogden as possible lately to work with the horses. I miss them...it's so god to just smell them and all that. So...we are as busy as ever, and holding on to the faint memory of summer...hoping it will soon be here. Below is a little something, most of you have seen...but ts just so funny....

--FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!

--If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.

--If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.

--If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,you live in Utah.

--If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.

--If "vacation" means going anywhere south of SaltLake City for theweekend, you live in Utah.

--If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.

--If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.

--If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.

--If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

--If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.

--If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fitover a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

--If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph --you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.

--If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.

--My Favorite: If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

--If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in Utah.

--If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah.

May 1st, 2008